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I'd make them kill themselves. Slowly. It doesn't matter how, so long as it hurts, so long as it takes time. So long as they can still feel it to the very end.
Higher than me, hah! Besides, bein' too high and mighty would attract way too much attention.
[Not too mention if this guy was one of the highest of ranks, Chobe might be tempted to try and murder him purely for shits and giggles. Middle range is just fine with him.]
I ain't much for roommates, but if you're invitin' me over for a drink, I'd gladly oblige. I'll work out the dirt room shit, later .
But here's another question! Have ya actually managed to swindle--that is, help any poor schmucks here yet?
Don't take it personally--just about everyone's a kid compared to me.
[With the immortality and all that. But more importantly he's not dropping the topic that easily!]
I've only been here about a week, but forget that. Whaddya mean it's your fault? Ain't hatin' on ya for lookin' up to yer bro, but it should go both ways!
[That's met with a booming cackle. If nothing else this girl is straight forward as fuck, even if her mouth might get her in trouble with the wrong crowd.]
HAH. That's a new one! A fussy woman, ya say? I ain't mad about it--I rather be fickle and get what I want than settle for some sloppy seconds. That's that sour bit of yuzu shinin' through ya, I see. Sharp and strong, but not holdin' back the flavor depsite knowin' yer gonna piss some folks off.
You say "miss him" as if I'm a sap! Yer talkin' to the king of bandits here![He is a sap for his brother there is 100% no hiding that.] But fine, you get that point. Guess I'm stabbin' some more.
[This time he slits his arm, not that she can see it. It heals up near immediately--really, he wishes he were stabbing someone else. Not her necessarily, but it's so much more fun.]</small.
Alright, you're winnin' so far, so I gotta ask--are you okay bein' alone?
That's up to you, bud. Personally I ain't all that picky about a good fuck, but for most folks, I turn a few heads in a bad way. Fits the whole Bandit King aesthetic, y'know? A few scars can turn off the faint of heart.
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I just prefer puttin' it all on the table up front. It'd be a shame if I stabbed ya to death and ya didn't see it comin'. Some folks get off in seein' that betrayal in folks' eyes, but it's even better when I don't gotta be backhanded to invoke that fear.
Hooh? Are you one of the runts runnin' around? Cuz I ain't interested in fuckin' no shrimps, sorry. [He may be a bandit and murderer with multiple assault charges, but he has standards, gosh.]
But damn, tough crowd! You don't like it rough then, I'm guessin'?
[Left outside Chobe's door is a sturdy black-wrapped box (reusable) with no note, no identifying marks, nothing. But inside, folded neatly and packaged well, is a simple red button down, grey cargo pants, and a black t-shirt. It's obvious they're not from some stupid luxury high-tier brand. They're casual, comfortable, and sturdy. And best of all? This means they're even.
[He probably JUST misses Bakugo; Chobe's no slouch, years of being on the run has made him sensitive to when someone's approaching or snooping around his turf, even if said turf is a shitty little apartment now. His good eye glares at the packet in suspicion before a vine rips it open from a safe distance.
And. Shit. Well, he certainly wasn't expecting that. He is (or was) in fact, probably just going around shirtless a day or so after that, because who could fucking stop him? It's not really his style but, it's something. He squints at the black shirt in particular before snorting lightly.]
Huh. So the brat has a sense of humor. Alright then.
[Well!! Guess he might slip that on and go seek him out. Gotta say thanks, after all. It's only polite!]
[ As promised, two days after their fun(???) hangout, Chobe gets a little package wrapped in brown paper that's neatly bundled up with twine. Inside, there's a cool stone and a note: ]
As requested. Apply water (1 drop) when you want to test it out. P.S: Don't use this in your room. It should be obvious but now you can't say I didn't warn you.
If it was just for show, they wouldn't have security jump me all the time.
[And it's only due to him being in a good to neutral mood that he doesn't kill them every time for it. And honestly it's best not to let everyone know all his tricks upfront.]
They probably want folks to fuck in 'em. It's an upgradge for me, but probably a cramped inconvenience for anyone with a decent rank. Right now, I just take naps.
[He had an inkling, yep. He frowns thinly, reaching out to lightly trace its outline. Just a big ol' target over their most vulnerable area, great. The only comfort he has at the placement is that Toma's less likely to draw more. . .volatile attention to the spot, and the chances of someone knowing how to use the correct type of Tao to cut them down are slim. But just the possibility existing is enough to make him want to kill every person in the casino.
Too bad none of them stay dead, either! A light sigh, and he withdraws his hand.]
It's what I've dubbed "magic bullshit." No rhyme or reason to it, though I just suspect you were drugged some how.
The least they could have done was give us the same suit, but whatever. Gotta have variety I guess.
i can adapt and not want to be inconvenienced what can i say.
[A raised eyebrow on his end. The guy knows a simple stab won't hurt Chobe, so why ask for that? Ah well, no skin off his nose.
....it does take him a minute to reply though because he can't figure out the camera function immediately, but he gets it soon enough. Have a recording of him growing a sharp vine from his arm, and then stabbing himself in the torso. And just as quickly, the wound heals up.]
ta~da! feel free to clap, it's a fun party trick. And unlike you, I don't leave a utensil in someone's arm.
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[Chobe can laugh at least, and it's rough but curious. He can't tell if this guy is soft or just awkward.]
Too light, he says! Alright then. . .
You have total free reign--how would you punish the fucks that brought us here?
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but the following answer comes a little too swiftly, doesn't it? ]
I'd make them kill themselves. Slowly. It doesn't matter how, so long as it hurts, so long as it takes time. So long as they can still feel it to the very end.
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Higher than me, hah! Besides, bein' too high and mighty would attract way too much attention.
[Not too mention if this guy was one of the highest of ranks, Chobe might be tempted to try and murder him purely for shits and giggles. Middle range is just fine with him.]
I ain't much for roommates, but if you're invitin' me over for a drink, I'd gladly oblige. I'll work out the dirt room shit, later .
But here's another question! Have ya actually managed to swindle--that is, help any poor schmucks here yet?
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Don't take it personally--just about everyone's a kid compared to me.
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I've only been here about a week, but forget that. Whaddya mean it's your fault? Ain't hatin' on ya for lookin' up to yer bro, but it should go both ways!
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[That's met with a booming cackle. If nothing else this girl is straight forward as fuck, even if her mouth might get her in trouble with the wrong crowd.]
HAH. That's a new one! A fussy woman, ya say? I ain't mad about it--I rather be fickle and get what I want than settle for some sloppy seconds. That's that sour bit of yuzu shinin' through ya, I see. Sharp and strong, but not holdin' back the flavor depsite knowin' yer gonna piss some folks off.
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You say "miss him" as if I'm a sap! Yer talkin' to the king of bandits here![He is a sap for his brother there is 100% no hiding that.] But fine, you get that point. Guess I'm stabbin' some more.
[This time he slits his arm, not that she can see it. It heals up near immediately--really, he wishes he were stabbing someone else. Not her necessarily, but it's so much more fun.]</small. Alright, you're winnin' so far, so I gotta ask--are you okay bein' alone?
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That's up to you, bud. Personally I ain't all that picky about a good fuck, but for most folks, I turn a few heads in a bad way. Fits the whole Bandit King aesthetic, y'know? A few scars can turn off the faint of heart.
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Haah? Does that mean you wanna ~bond~ with me?
[Teasing and threatening, mostly trying to get a reaction out of him before he continues.]
I just prefer puttin' it all on the table up front. It'd be a shame if I stabbed ya to death and ya didn't see it comin'. Some folks get off in seein' that betrayal in folks' eyes, but it's even better when I don't gotta be backhanded to invoke that fear.
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late and there is no obligation to respond
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Oho, my apologies! Imagine me bowing to yer immaculate wisdom. Thanks for the advice, chum!
[Can Futa feel the drip of sarcasm and Chobe's barely contained laughter?? He snorts, taking a shot of his newly acquired drink.]
If you've been here so long you're a senior, does that mean ya suck at fuckin'?
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Hooh? Are you one of the runts runnin' around? Cuz I ain't interested in fuckin' no shrimps, sorry. [He may be a bandit and murderer with multiple assault charges, but he has standards, gosh.]
But damn, tough crowd! You don't like it rough then, I'm guessin'?
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[He probably JUST misses Bakugo; Chobe's no slouch, years of being on the run has made him sensitive to when someone's approaching or snooping around his turf, even if said turf is a shitty little apartment now. His good eye glares at the packet in suspicion before a vine rips it open from a safe distance.
And. Shit. Well, he certainly wasn't expecting that. He is (or was) in fact, probably just going around shirtless a day or so after that, because who could fucking stop him? It's not really his style but, it's something. He squints at the black shirt in particular before snorting lightly.]
Huh. So the brat has a sense of humor. Alright then.
[Well!! Guess he might slip that on and go seek him out. Gotta say thanks, after all. It's only polite!]
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He looks it over, then frowns at the note. How dare someone tell him what not to do??? Who does she think she is? A witch cop?!
Holding up the stone, he looks skeptical.
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What happens if he spits on it.]
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If it was just for show, they wouldn't have security jump me all the time.
[And it's only due to him being in a good to neutral mood that he doesn't kill them every time for it. And honestly it's best not to let everyone know all his tricks upfront.]
They probably want folks to fuck in 'em. It's an upgradge for me, but probably a cramped inconvenience for anyone with a decent rank. Right now, I just take naps.
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Curious because. . .ah, I get it, you gonna make a poison or somethin'?
That won't work on me, but sure, I'll help ya look for some.
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Oooh, mature lad, eh? I wonder if folks could say the same thing about you.
But alright, if you're gonna be stubborn about it--who did you used to hate that you'd kill? Before ya "got over" it.
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[He had an inkling, yep. He frowns thinly, reaching out to lightly trace its outline. Just a big ol' target over their most vulnerable area, great. The only comfort he has at the placement is that Toma's less likely to draw more. . .volatile attention to the spot, and the chances of someone knowing how to use the correct type of Tao to cut them down are slim. But just the possibility existing is enough to make him want to kill every person in the casino.
Too bad none of them stay dead, either! A light sigh, and he withdraws his hand.]
It's what I've dubbed "magic bullshit." No rhyme or reason to it, though I just suspect you were drugged some how.
The least they could have done was give us the same suit, but whatever. Gotta have variety I guess.
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this feels more like it needs a cw: incest than the topic of threesomes in general did
tbh very likely AT LEAST every inbox thread is gonna need a cw: incest,,,
HONESTLY YEAH.... ffs guys
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i can adapt and not want to be inconvenienced what can i say.
[A raised eyebrow on his end. The guy knows a simple stab won't hurt Chobe, so why ask for that? Ah well, no skin off his nose.
....it does take him a minute to reply though because he can't figure out the camera function immediately, but he gets it soon enough. Have a recording of him growing a sharp vine from his arm, and then stabbing himself in the torso. And just as quickly, the wound heals up.]
ta~da! feel free to clap, it's a fun party trick. And unlike you, I don't leave a utensil in someone's arm.
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'almost' he says. i get ya though, some idiots ain't worth the trouble, and you can't trust a smart ass.
but to think a slick guy like you hasn't nabbed yourself a decent lackey yet. I might have some recommendations for ya.
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[A light snort.]
So it is.
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oh I got one! u seem like a man of few words
so admit your most selfish, craziest fantasy! What do you really wanna do?
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