brother_nature | Golden Peacock

(from here)

That's up to you, bud. Personally I ain't all that picky about a good fuck, but for most folks, I turn a few heads in a bad way. Fits the whole Bandit King aesthetic, y'know? A few scars can turn off the faint of heart.

Bandit King?

[ what an impressive title. it certainly earns him an eyeroll--- a private one, given they still have no idea what each other look like. ]

Tch. Scars don't bother me. I got one myself.

[ just the one. the rest of him is nice and unmarked! hands might be a little rough but hey, no one's complained about it before... ]

The one and only! At least where I'm from. Guessin' there might be a few more wannabe riffraff here. [He's proud of it okay!! Gotta keep his rep going.]

Hoooh, let's compare then! You don't sound like yer the type to get in a scuffle. Sounds a bit too much trouble for ya.

Never trouble, 'cause I end it just as it begins. Not really afraid of anyone around here and I don't think that's gonna start with you.

[ honestly he sounds like fun. the kind of fun that could be laid on top of. ]

[A fake gasp from his side]

You some kinda peace keeper? Never would have guessed! Course, we could test that theory.

Far from it, unless you're gonna try to disturb my peace. Then we might need to chat a lil' bit about that.

[ gasping at him... wow. mock him a little more, why don't you! ]

And I can only think of one test I'd wanna put you through.

Haha! You got a lot of confidence, don't ya? Alright, I'm interested now! Just what kinda wringer do ya possibly think ya could put me through? Cuz methink you'd be surprised how resilient I am.

[AKA he just wants to bug him more. What must he do to poke at this mystery lion man!!]

Dunno, I've heard a lot of barkin' from a few pups around here. At least give me somethin' to chew on.

[ and leona does use his magic to float a bottle of water over to the button, where it promptly drops right on top of it. challenge accepted, chobe... ]

[Leona please you could just walk up to it!! Chobe scoffs.]

A pup? My guy, I'm the biggest wolf in the yard, get it right!

[Ignoring the fact that Leona is literally taller than him lmao. But he follows suit, pressing the button, and the partition begins to retract. . .

And Chobe begins to crack up.]

Holy shit, what's with the cat ears?? Ya look fuckin' precious!

[ no. he's not getting up if he doesn't have to. please enjoy him kind of manspreading while waiting for chobe to appear... and when he does, also enjoy leona raising an eyebrow. ]

Kinda short for a wolf.

[ listen, all the wolves he knows are huge! real big guys who make leona look average.

one of those ears flicks in acknowledgement. ]

They're my ears. Lion ears. See?

[ watch as he pulls on one as an example. they are firmly attached to his head because they are his real ass ears ]

Nah, yer just tall. A growing boy? Good for you!

[Leona is a whole ass grown man don't listen to Chobe. But Chobe's immediately locking in, crossing over and invading the lion man's space. Real ears?? Don't mind Chobe immediately trying to tug them himself!]

Well damn, they're the real deal! You some kinda yokai? And--HAH. Ya call that a scar? What, did ya get into a fight with a kitten?

[ wow. look at him reach in like that... thinking that he'll just be granted access to the royal ears!!! leona doesn't flinch. sure, he could slap that hand away or maybe try burning it with a blast of fire, but it's not like a tug no matter how sharp is going to hurt that bad.

also, he's tougher than a kitten! ]

Nah. Can't remember, details are kinda fuzzy.

[ that's the truth. he doesn't owe chobe the truth, but... ]

You lookin' to add onto the collection of ones you got on your face? Think I could probably add a nice one somewhere clean.

Oh, yer free to try, Kitty Man! Ya won't be able to leave a single new scratch on me though.

[Teasing--he can of course attack in any way he pleases, Chobe just confident in his regen. It doesn't work on all his fucked up scars he already has, but future ones? He's covered.]

You're a relaxed guy though. I could have come in here ready to stab and go and ya haven't even lifted a finger!

[ it wouldn't be the first time leona's encountered something that has an incredibly quick healing rate. it would be the first time seeing a non-monster do it in his face? if chobe feels like he could survive a barrage of elemental magics followed by a potential sanding... yeah, ok. then maybe he is really made of sterner stuff!!!

if he was like. you know. that evil. ]

But ya didn't. [ leona snorts. ] Unless you wanted to stab me with one of those toys or somethin'.

[ and then to prove a point, he does lift a finger! to make one of the heavier looking dildos hover. ]

[Please sand him sometime, even if he can survive it it'll be the most annoying day of his life.

The little float trick does distract him enough to stop messing with his ears though, a look of surprise in his good eye.]

--hooh, you're full of magic tricks! Well ain't that somethin'. I'm not usually into those kinds of things but if you want me to beat ya with a dildo I mean. I can comply.

[A weapon is a weapon!!]

Ain't that a lil' fast? We just met and everythin'.

[ if he wants to get assaulted by someone with a dildo, that should probably wait for a real date. or the second one if this one counts??? that's probably something someone's into. he's not entirely sure if he wants THAT kind of bruising... yet. ]

Think a kiss is a lil' more proper from someone who calls themselves a king, yeah?

[ he finds that title pretty hilarious... self-proclaimed royalty...... ough. ]

--oh ya meant romantic shit! I was literally gonna try to beat ya over the head with it. [He thought this was a violence kink I'm so sorry for this horrible man. ]

That said, if ya wanted a smooch that bad, why didn't ya say so? And I'm not just callin' myself a king, I've earned that. So peasants shouldn't disappoint, yeah?

[ well if it's violence he wants, he can totally get it. just probably not in the way he's expecting. he does aim to please (and please he can accomplish with very little thinking involved)! ]

'kay. Come show this peasant what a proper kiss is supposed to be like. Gimmie a reason to call you a king.

[ he is far, FAR from a peasant but what does this funny guy know. he's got some kind of charm... or something close to it ]

. . .you're really pushy for a stray cat, y'know that? [One taller than him but STILL.]

But fine, I can play that game, too. Pucker up, little peasant.

[Chobe's just gonna try to cup--well, fucking grab Leona's chin and pull him in for kiss. Fangs vs shark teeth lets gooo, and Chobe ain't none too gentle about it.]

[ look, he's not afraid of a little nip amidst a nice kiss and he's certainly not looking for anything gentle--- especially from a shark tooth'd man like him. that their teeth certainly clack against each other while their lips try to find home, and he can feel the tiniest tinge of something sharp touch his bottom one... it's whatever. he can deal. leona's a tough guy.

he's not afraid to grab onto chobe and pull him into his body, one hand tightly anchored to his back and the other his butt. no escaping the snuggle struggle here... ]

[Oh now he wants to put some effort in!! Leona's a solid guy, and that grip is surprisingly stronger than what Chobe anticipated. Are there claws, because there better be claws!! He breaks the kiss only briefly, just to get a snide remark in.]

Don't get too handsy if ya don't want a fight.

[Chobe can and will escalate this!! Don't pay any mind to the creeping vines over his skin. Then Chobe's right back at it, this time outright biting at him and trying to press Leona further into that couch.]

[ something something laughing in the face of danger...

this is a fight no matter what angle one looks at it: they're grappling, they're fighting for some kind of dominance over the other. so handsy he'll be! those nails of his are far from claws but that doesn't mean he won't dig them into chobe's skin, undoubtedly aiming to leave some kind of angry mark into it.

but he's DEFINITELY minding the vines??? hello, what are those? it's enough to distract him from the bites but he doesn't mind the pain. he'd rather keep up his own efforts and try to bite him back! ]

[A little hiss. If Leona draws blood, he'll find that it might somewhat sweet. And also mixed with something else, possibly nectar. Yet another thing to not worry about!

Speaking of, don't worry about how the vines get thicker, thornier, and are definitely trying to snag his arms to pin him. Okay maybe pay some mind, as if Leona doesn't do anything, he'll find eventually himself tied down to that couch.

Technically, is he making out with an herbivore given he's part plant? A carnivorous herbivore?? An oxymoron! ]

[ technically. probably. he'll classify chobe later when he's got a chance to breathe and also take care of whatever little cuts and scrapes and bites he's got on his person. the sweetness that plays on his tongue and lips is somewhat curiosity-inducing but for the most part, he'll leave that for later too.

right now? it's the fact those vines are certainly going to make things even more difficult to get away, and getting one of his hands back in front of himself to place on chobe's chest is his goal. ]

You better be careful or we're gonna see what kind of charred salad you'll end up bein'.

[ heat gathers along his fingers, against his palms. it's not that leona isn't enjoying this... he rather make sure there's SOME boundaries, lest chobe think that the prince is a very pliable housecatlionwarden. ]

[Good call tbh!! The sudden heat gives him pause, and Leona can feel the tension in those vines loosening. Probably that wouldn't kill him, but it would kill the mood, gosh. Message received loud and clear, and Chobe snickers. ]

Hoooh, my bad, didn't take ya for a soft boy. I'll be real gentle with ya.

Leona

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