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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-17 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, BAKA!! THAT KIND OF SHIT IS PATHETIC!! Beating someone who's already down's a waste of my time!

[There's a difference between kicking someone when they're down and getting the damn job done! Oh sure he'll lord over a victory and trash talk someone he's defeated, even threaten them if they try to get back up. But burning resources when he's already won? He has better things to do. Besides, Bakugo focuses on absolutely crushing his opponents during a fight, defeating them so soundly, they won't even try twitching when they lose. Victory absolute.

Definitely makes his opponent know their place. And rue the day they ended up with Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight as their enemy!

Chobe takes one heavy thunderous step forward, enough to rattle the machines nearby. What the hell kind of weight is that? Was it a shockwave he put out or pure heft alone? Bakugo turns to face him fully and walks right the fuck up to him, a wicked sneer and challenging light plastering all over his face.]


Hoooh? You wanna go, Zombie? Interesting! I'll kick your ass! [Something that has actual skill, huh?] You're not gonna find it in this place. Lets go to Talon and I'll set us up with a real test. Unless you're gonna RUN AWAY halfway there.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'll hold you to that. Give me a shit showing, and I'll bury you.

[Should he mention that stupid pun makes Chobe sound like a teenager for a brief moment? It's enough to make that smirk brighter. Look, the guy's not the first one to chide Bakugo for his hero name; even his own classmates did. Two villains did! His own MENTOR did! ONLY ONE PERSON THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST FUNNY!!

Chobe's in good company.

That mock bow has Bakugo punching him right on the top of the head. That's for being a goddamn shit!]


As if I'm gonna let a Low and Wussy type get me down! [Bastard. He stalks past Chobe, muttering to himself and bristling the entire time. Whether the guy wants to chat on the way or not, Bakugo's aiming to for Talon. Specifically the training rooms where he intends to set up a customizable training course.

With targets.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-18 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[If you mean the normal shonen "gag" punches braining people's head who piss you off, then hell yes he beat him like a fucking punching bag! He didn't bother exploding Chobe's skull means it wasn't that kind of pissed off. Though he has blown up people before out of sheer frustration. Look what he did to his dorm over a shitty video game.

DID HE JUST JAB HIM ABOUT THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE?!]


It's not even two damn inches!

[Sore spot? Hell no! But if Chobe's gonna use it as some stupid one up, he's gonna rage at it! Whack his feet off and gain those two inches for a few seconds. Criminal punk.

Unfortunately for Chobe, those weapons aren't real. Only for practice sparring and whacking around the dummies. But Bakugo's walking past those rooms and instead arrives at a small row of doors. Talon has fortified training rooms that allow guests to utilize their powers without restrictions. (World-destroying reality-warping dimensional-rift-making bullshit notwithstanding.) Damn right Bakugo's used them extensively. He pushes open the door and heads inside. Fuck it's always so white in here. (Think something like this or this.)

Bakugo looks over his shoulder at the other man.]
Nope.

[He scans his watch on the control panel and the room begins to change. The far side abruptly recedes in a vertigo-inducing rush. Shapes burst from the walls, forming streets, buildings, platforms, an entire city lane within the enclosed space. One of his preset training courses. Holographic hard-light humanoid figures emerge from the ground, crouch atop roofs, peer out of windows, some armed with firearms or bladed weapons and others bare-fisted.]

This is my target practice.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-19 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He got detention. And Aizawa banned card games from the dorm for weeks. U.A. had to suspect the risks! Have a bunch of young adults living together with superpowers?! SOMEONE'S GONNA BLOW SOMETHING THE FUCK UP!!

Anyways. He says two inches is nothing and he's sticking with it.

Good on Chobe for noting the place as a testing ground. That's exactly what it is. Bakugo wasn't fond of it when he first saw the damn place either. But once he learned what he could do in there, it became one of his "favorite" places in the entire resort. Sometimes wonders if the stupid bird realizes he's using the room it provided to train and grow stronger, with the intention of gutting the stupid peacock in the future. Damn ass perverted kidnapping bastard.

And right back to smirking over Chobe bouncing up like a stupid cat. Lucky for the criminal, nothing springs up behind them; the entrance to the room (and windows beside it) remains untouched, giving the occupants a grounded point to always come back to. Especially since the controls are located there. Plus you gotta have the perverted side so people outside can look in. In case you wanna get frisky with your powers at full.

Yeah the lamp post is solid. Push it too hard, however, and it'll crack, breaking apart into a myriad of little glowing cubes of light. (Kinda like the Pixels movie.) It doesn't reform, making the damage "permanent" until the training module's reset.]


It's probably some kinda magic. Not even my world has this advanced technology. [And his world's over a decade ahead in the future, with leaps and bounds made thanks to Quirks.]

THEY'RE FUCKING HOLOGRAMS!! I'LL SLAUGHTER THEM!! [I mean... Chobe's a little bit right? He has a setting for take downs rather than busting the hologram enemies apart, but considering the somewhat fragility of the constructs, it's almost a mood point. While a construct could definitely choke you to death, one solid punch to the head would break them apart, so... it can't cover every training possibility.

Maybe it can, and Bakugo just hasn't found or unlocked that setting. Anyways-]
This good enough for you, or are you gonna bitch some more?
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-19 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Bakugo cracks his knuckles into his opposite fist and rolls his head, limbering up for the challenge. Eh, illusions with science is an apt way to describe them. (He'd prefer that over "magic" despite the shit he's seen in this place.)

Tch, dammit. Of course Chobe's gonna veer in a stupid direction. Has to keep his damn criminal traits up, doesn't he? Time to yank the rug out from under this hellion.]


Those aren't civilians, idiot. Take a look. [There's a reason they're armed. Knives, guns, fists, these "people" are intending to attack. Meaning they're bad guys, dammit! ... well, heroes and villains are still civilians. Technically. But civilians aren't gonna put up as good a fight as bad guys! Hmph! He wants a challenge, not some fucking pushover store owner!]

Highest kill count wins. One point for each punk. If you get hit, you lose a point. [And gestures to Chobe's watch.] That'll keep track.

[It's not just about knocking off the targets; it's about doing it safely as well. A hero (or villain) can be strong as fuck, but still die if they're not aware of their surroundings. Training this way works on both.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-20 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[The watch does "everything" in this shitty place. From the key to your room to the wallet for your funds to way you call people and more. Won't come off either, fucking shackle. Bakugo hasn't even gone through all the apps and shit it can do. Mostly focuses on the ones he finds helpful and ignores the rest.

He tilts his head to the side, cracks his neck, and lowers his hands to his side. A few pops and snaps burst around his fingers and palms. Guns, knives, fists, all these thugs have something to fight with. HE'S NOT TAKING THE HIGH ROAD, DAMMIT!! What kind of civilians does Chobe hand around?! Eternally aggressive bruisers who fight all the time? Ugh. Put "civilians" in the program and they just wander around shopping or walking their dogs, etc. Mattaku...]


You need to give them backstories?! [This from the zombie who says he's not creative. Bakugo's THIS CLOSE to punching Chobe in his stupid scarred head again. He's facepalming in his mind, expression a clean scowl towards their opponents. Seriously...] What, you don't think anyone's a criminal just cause they're a shit person?

[Each of Chobe's stories gave a sympathetic light to the people intending to gun them down, cut them up, or beat them to death. It actually says a lot about the man Bakugo's standing beside. That annoying beam earns a mix of cool smirk and frustrated sneer. Go figure, but the blonde manages it.]

Sounds like you got a sappy heart under all that crap. [He wonders what Chobe's story is. Why he's a criminal. What drove him to become the way he is and do the things he does. All villains have an origin story, just like heroes.] Don't slack off or they'll crush yours instead.

[And blasts himself forward, blitzing two on the street and putting them down with an explosion to the chest and a shin to the head.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-21 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Chobe's trying really hard to keep up his image. Bastard's a depraved kill-happy bastard, but something happened to drive him into it. Bakugo doesn't think he's as cutthroat villainous as wants to appear. Hell if he's gonna say that to Chobe; the man would double down on all his criminal activities and be a huge pain in the ass to prove his point. Not Bakugo's deal to reform or save the man either. In his own world, yeah, he might try, but in this one? It's fucking pointless.]

Most shitty nobodies have reasons to live! [Oh now he's being petulant. And if Chobe wasn't immortal, he might have more respect for crushing people's lives and dreams. He wasn't immortal at first, given those scars, so what... did he desensitize himself to life? Tch, whatever. Bakugo has no intention of underestimating or over-assuming the villain.

BUT HE IS GONNA KICK HIS ASS AND WIN THIS!!

Con? Those thugs stabbed through stagger backwards, spilling glowing cubes of hard light from their puncture wounds instead of blood. Injuries show up as if a geode was cracked open, bodies breaking away into tiny jagged cubes forming their being. Once Chobe tugs the vines free, they'll break apart completely. Kinda like beating around a living mannequin. Pro? Very lifelike as far as scenery goes. Chobes thrown man crashes through the glass, sending shards and ubiquitous noise all over the place. He even gets up with piece of glass stuck in his arm and starts firing at the villain from the shopfront.]


You couldn't even rescue me from boredom, Zombie! [Bakugo zigzags between an alleyway, flaring up to the rooftop above, and slamming two explosions down on the opponents trying to shoot him from the top.] DIE!! [Cube shower!]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Old habits die hard. Some don't ever kick the bucket. Bakugo doesn't go out patrolling around the peacock looking for bad guys to beat up. He's aware this place kidnapped heroes and villains and everything in between. Damage repairs itself, death never sticks, jail's a fucking joke, who knows if stolen items simply reappear since the resort staff and vendors always seem to be stocked no matter what happens. Heroes often try to protect and improve the world, while villains often try to harm or change it. So what happens when people of either alignment are stuck in a place that refuses to change and needs no protection? Stagnant...

Shit thoughts like that randomly come to mind, fueling another flurry of blows and explosions. Something snaps past his ear and he jerks to the side, plastering his back against a nearby wall. He checks his watch; no indication he was hit, but he felt it right through his hair. Tch, some fucking sniper somewhere. Red eyes scan about the area, muscles tense and ready to move. Given the direction, the person shouldn't be able to reach him without banking or rebounding the shot.

Another shot, this one almost taking Chobe in the shoulder.]


To your left! [Even as the words leave his mouth, Bakugo sees the man already tracking the shot. A quick twist, both hands charging up, and each militant hesitating in front of Chobe's neck-crushing display is abruptly caught in a fiery hailstorm of explosive rounds. Smaller explosions build up, erupting smoke from the roof until there's nothing left. One arm swats to the side, throwing billowing clouds away in a slice as Bakugo walks from the gray vapor.]

You wanna see me punch someone in the face?

[Should've seen the answer to that question already when he had Chobe pinned to the floor in a martial artist grapple.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-22 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bakugo doesn't think this place will change. Sure each month something happens, new people are brought in, but everything continues like clockwork. Make money, fuck, keep money, fuck, jockey ranks, fuck, try to escape, and you guessed it, fuck. His life bounced back and forth between repetitive and dynamic, daily school and studies clashing with villainous interference and pushing himself in training. Guess, after a while, he's gonna know how animals in the fucking zoo feel...

Damn right he won himself a bunch of points. Even makes a show of checking his watch with a smirk as a flurry of numbers add to his score. What, did Chobe think he could sit here and pick off a group one by one while Mr. Competitive is bouncing around?]


I wasn't. You just lined them up.

[No, it was instinctive. The guy was getting shot at and a whole group intended to pounce him! Bakugo's always been someone to go for the direct route. Taking out idiots who weren't smart enough to watch their surroundings means they don't have to deal with them later. He clicks his tongue in annoyance. Chobe's really gunning to see him get violent, huh.]

Sicko. [Another BOOM! vaults Bakugo over the man's head, swinging one leg down at the drop of his arc and slamming his knee straight into the second thug's skull. Back of it. Cubes fly out around his joint and he instantly drops from the ladder, bouncing his way down to splatter/shatter/scatter all over the alley floor below. If Chobe ever sees Bakugo's hero costume, those metal knee pads were designed-- BY HIM --for the express purpose to "kill with his knees". Which, no, he hasn't done yet.

Unless Chobe counts this one.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-23 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'd rather a coward. THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THAT DIDN'T COUNT?! Gravity's always at work! The axe blow didn't count either because GRAVITY! Dumbass. Chobe would be far from the first person to question whether Bakugo was a villain or a hero with his costume. Combined with his language and attitude, there was a point where even the media and general populace was asking if he was truly a hero. Hell, villains kidnapped him thinking he'd be easy to sway to their side because of his villainous persona. Has that made him change his attitude, costume, language, or anything else? ... NOPE! Results and actions are what matter.

Chobe with spiked wrist cuffs... not a bad mental image. Bakugo rebounds away from a clattering metal rung, catching onto the rooftop rim and dropping to his feet behind it. Clang! Clong! Back and forth, bounding between the narrow alley walls, down goes the zigzagged fire escape with its band of yelling thugs, folding as an accordion on its descent. If those had been real people, ew... But dammit, that means Chobe gets a whole fleet of points!

Bakugo abruptly blasts right past Chobe, one hand hauling back, the other one slinging forward. Sparks flare and KABWOOOM!! the entire alley way's engulfed in fire, heat, smoke, and enough concussive force to blow everything out of it. HE WANTS THOSE POINTS, DAMMIT!! But Chobe was inside the blast too. Yeah? It's because he trusts his partner's power and takes team up advantage of it.]


They made a bunch of fucking paint clones that pretended to be the real thing a few months ago. [Bakugo walks out of the smoke before facing off against a bunch of other thugs now surrounding him and Chobe. He could get rid of them, but the guy wants to see some non-explosive combat? Both hands raise and he prepares to take them on body only.] We don't even know if we're our real selves or some glorified copy.
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-24 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't get pissy at him. A benefit of having an immortal ally is not having to worry about hurting him with his attacks! He can let loose and Chobe'll be just fine. Does he see the man use other bodies as shields? Nope! If there had been real people around, Bakugo wouldn't have come in with as strong a blast. Then again, real people probably would've survived... if they were from Bakugo's world. He's used to people being more durable when he fights. Criminals and all.

Right, he's still wearing those new clothes. Can't go nuking the guy too much. What the hell, he's gonna end up buying Chobe a new set of clothes each time they meet up? Fucking hell, that'll get out of hand. And excuse you, this isn't existential bullshit! It's a topic a number of people ask about in this shitty place!]


Heh. We're already tied up. [Not in solitary at least. Unless you piss the House off enough and it opts to punish you. Bakugo cracks his knuckles, silently agreeing with Chobe's defiant retort. He likes that kind of answer, and that kind of person. Even if their moral views clash, guess they can agree somewhere.] Last guys? Che, we got more coming.

[No explosions this time. Only a sudden blitz forward. A straight right hook slams powerful into one thug's head, jaw pulling to the side from the impact, and sends him flying. He's already moving from the momentum, letting it twist him around into a harsh roundhouse from behind. Shin hits, using it to force himself up and over as a few bullets snap past, and brings both legs down on another opponent, crashing into the floor a second later.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-24 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hopeful? Oh he's hopeful. Hopes they can rally together and somehow find the weakness this goddamn chicken possesses and exploit it into taking the fucking thing down or working out a compromise. Secondary intent is using his wish to force the peacock into a more consensual agreement. He used to want nothing less than its complete obliteration and everyone having their way back home flung wide. Until he slowly came to realize people preferred it here. For good reason. Still... Bakugo hates kidnappers.

Don't look down on him, dammit! Being unwilling to kill doesn't mean he's unable to fight! Knockouts, crippling, beat downs, he'll put these stupid dumbasses to the ground and grab his flawless victory! Bakugo's felt people crumple under his fist, a body slam against his leg, blasted someone through a wall, and more. He's mercilessly effective without being a killer. That's one of the main dangers of heroes. What would happen if one of them decided to say "fuck it" and really cut loose? No longer held back out of fear or morals. Asides from being no better than the villains they fight, how many villains would want to risk it, knowing death or maiming was actually on the line?

Bakugo twists around, skidding on his feet, just in time to see Chobe's vine crack against a thug's arm and steal his gun. HEY! Don't bitch at him for not going barehanded and then suddenly use your own powers, dammit! Shit, he's seen that look before. Eyes gleaming and grin spreading as new power settles in his hand. He had the same look when he got his Grenadier Bracers for the first time. A mental "Oh hell Yeah" drifts behind Chobe's expression. He turns back to his own battle, only to tense when a bullet zips past his head.]
WATCH IT, ZOMBIE! I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!

[It wouldn't kill him if it hit, but he'd get a nice welt! Brat.] Che, no shit. They're useful, but not as exciting. And I'm not a fucking softie, dammit!
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[personal profile] blastedass 2025-03-25 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Generic "side", dumbass!

[They're taking out these bastards together and each is gunning for the high score! He expects that to include an unspoken lack of backstabbing or sabotage. In that event, the "side" comment is completely valid! Targeting each other once the event is over is up to Chobe and Bakugo will respond accordingly. Not his fault the guy has an allergic reaction to being on a team up. Not that Bakugo's good with it either, usually preferring to deal with his shit himself. This is, as Chobe said, nothing more than satisfying pride and throwing down without getting other people involved or breaking the arcade.

Chobe may not have an issue with it, but so often villains are quick to protect their own lives despite having zero concern for taking the lives of others. He's seen murderers break and beg when a hero threatens, in pure rage, to kill them for their atrocities. And each time, the escape with their lives. The day a hero does "snap" and no longer abides by those morals so many villains ironically expect heroes to live under, there's going to be... problems.

Bakugo wonders what Chobe's response would be if his immortality were gone and his life was on the line. Probably fine. The guy "died" before before he was immortal, right?

He punts the gun off the ground once the man throws it away, sending it spinning through the air and bounces right off another gunman's head. A quick flurry of martial arts and acrobatics send three more opponents into the nearby windows and one into an old-fashioned phone booth.]


Careful. You're gonna sound jealous, Weed Grower.

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