[He squints at the screen. This is what kids are into?? Fighting fake monsters? What is that, an iguana?? He frowns lightly before rolling his eyes at the game.]

I ain't no cop, police ain't in my vocabulary! And given the taste of my newfound attire--[He tugs at the black shirt he's wearing.]--it seemed really damn specific! Just spent one damn hour around you, and figured you're the only person that might have a fouler mouth than me.

So what, this supposed to be a bribe, or ya actually felt guilty or some shit?