Ain't that a lil' fast? We just met and everythin'.

[ if he wants to get assaulted by someone with a dildo, that should probably wait for a real date. or the second one if this one counts??? that's probably something someone's into. he's not entirely sure if he wants THAT kind of bruising... yet. ]

Think a kiss is a lil' more proper from someone who calls themselves a king, yeah?

[ he finds that title pretty hilarious... self-proclaimed royalty...... ough. ]