[Please sand him sometime, even if he can survive it it'll be the most annoying day of his life.

The little float trick does distract him enough to stop messing with his ears though, a look of surprise in his good eye.]

--hooh, you're full of magic tricks! Well ain't that somethin'. I'm not usually into those kinds of things but if you want me to beat ya with a dildo I mean. I can comply.

[A weapon is a weapon!!]